Top 10 Jokes for Psychologists and Psychology geeks (...like us)

While mental health is an important topic that should be taken seriously, humor can be a valuable tool to help reduce the stigma surrounding mental illness. Jokes about mental health can help to normalize discussions about mental health and can also provide some much-needed comic relief for those struggling with mental health issues. We’ll be sharing with you SOME of the top jokes about mental health that have been circulating online.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

A beautiful woman walked into a psych ward and said to the head psychiatrist, "I need to see the insane." The psychiatrist replied, "Well, you came to the right place. We have no sane people here."

I’m not great with feelings. Or numbers. But I’m pretty sure the number of feelings I have is a prime number.

I told my wife that I was suffering from depression. She said, "That's impossible. You're always cracking jokes and putting a smile on everyone's face." I replied, "I know, that's my way of hiding my pain."

Why is Pavlov's Hair so Soft?   Classical Conditioning

Does the name Pavlov Ring a bell?  Nope, but for some reason it makes my mouth water

How many phsychologists does it take to change a light bulb?  One...but the light bulb has to want to change..

Three Freudians go into a bar.  The bartender asks for some id

Doctor, there's a man here whop thinks he's invisible.  Sure, tell him I can see him now

Client: Doctor help me I think i'm a dog!.  Psychologist:  Lie down on the couch.  Client:  I can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture...

Patient:  Doc I feel as though nobody understands me.  Doctor:  What do you mean by that...?

Groan...we know.  But hey, it's nice to laugh a little.

Happy summer!

Refresh Counselling Calgary Team